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AU PLOTTING.

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Name: unkie!!! i'm just here to make milky's life hell.

Contact: unkie. @ discord, or pm me through this journal

Plotting: I'm pretty open to AU relationships, even if they're minor. Hector's part of the older cohort in this cast so it's perfectly reasonable to think he has met one or two people thus far, or if someone has seen or heard of him. Here's a quick rundown:

Hector's from a rich family in NYC, probably went to NYU and majored in biology or something idk i realize i didn't think v hard about that. His family was in the news briefly around 13 years prior when his sister was the subject of a nationwide missing persons case. Unsovled, of course, for the true crime podcast listeners.

He was in the military for about five-ish years a little after that, but was discharged seven years ago for Reasons. He's been working as a park ranger for about six years now at {{big national park I haven't picked yet}}. And I wasn't joking when I mentioned the educational thirst trap Insta or whatever--he definitely does this. Learn about nature facts from this well trained and well educated man while you look at his tits. Important.

Hector is not his real AU name. It's just his character name. I know. I'm making this complicated.

IN GAME, he's one of the three??? harvest clerics, so you bet he's whoring himself and his services out. He's hopping on the ~~dick~~ train of every party needing an extra person he can find. Weaseling his way in h. watch out.

ALSO! Hector's birthday (like, the real actual legit day I made him in GW2) is on August 5, a week after game opening. I'm gonna hold a thing for that. Party games? Drinking games? Let's get weird.

Anything else?

fellow science buddy...!!! fai has probably peeked at his educational thirst traps btw

but also please heal him in dungeons thank you

SCIENCE BUDDY...!! I THINK it has to be biology since he knows a lot about umm plants. he'd appreciate a follow on the insta thanks fai!!

and absolutely. fai's a dependant class too? they can be dependant on each other. is he joining the old man guild???

PLANTS!!! fai has studied a bit of plant chemistry in his general courses and likes to keep up with various science journals so they'll have fun convos for sure

also yes he's 26 so he just barely makes it into the old man guild! and tbh he'll probably be the one starting it unfortunately

YES absolutely!! unkie is gonna struggle but WE'LL MAKE IT WORK

that's so funny though. i'm sorry fai. you were hoping for ppl around your age but you attracted the tired guys in their 30s and 40s instead. the exclusive club

it's okay you can rest easy knowing i'll struggle and also won't factcheck you whatsoever

i hate that i'm typing this but his type is tired guys who are a little bit older than him. cover him in dilfs

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PARTY TIME HAPPY BIRTHDAY HECTOR

THANK YOU THANK YOU come to the party kara there will be drinks and umm drinks!

did you just say ~party games~

I SURE DID

what strikes your fancy? is it too early for nhie? what about strip poker?

never too early for nhie!!! strip poker also sounds hilarious but itd probably be too difficult to get ganymede to agree to it so early on

(ganymede also questioning his life choices as he somehow gets dragged into party tiems but honestly that is his life-)

oh so... strip poker later, then? GOT IT

listen. whoever passes by the spot is going to get called over anyway GANYMEDE NEVER HAD A CHOICE.

oh my god park ranger friends tho??

PARK RANGER FRIENDS?????

they should talk shop. just stop right in the middle of [important thing, probably a dungeon] to talk about Work. rip to the rest of the party.

THEYRE BOTH PARK RANGERS... incredible tbh, theyre gonna have so much to nerd out about!! they will 100% stop working with the party to become distracted by the environment instead

YES THEY SHOULD even if they're in different countries they'll still have plenty to Talk about

hector is more of a search&rescue ranger instead of pure plant guy but he definitely knows his plants.....................

tighnari does both! so they can definitely commiserate on stupid tourists getting themselves into trouble.. BUT ALSO PLANTS!!

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dang all these rich families and their murdered AND/OR missing/kidnapped family members

but anyway hani would def comment on his nature instagram like "wow!" to every beautiful nature pic. just that same comment every single time

THERE SEEMS TO BE A TREND HUH,

hani low key being hector's favorite follower. thanks for the consistent engagement buddy the algorithm loves him because of you

still laughing about them and their "good lucks" with romance and big tits being their common denominators and now it turns out that their birthdays are fairly close (this guy's is August 3rd)

a drinking game with these two would be hilarious

oh no theyre both big tiddy leo bitches

now they HAVE to be friends

BUT YES COME PARTY they should have a joint bday party actually. the drinking is just a bonus

big tiddy alliance HECK YES

joint party sounds fun but this dumbass probably wouldn't even tell anybody when his birthday is BUT it can come up with a conversation like "oh my birthday was 2 days ago" so he can't escape drinking 👍

BIG TIDDY ALLIANCE LMAAAOOO

ok yes. he's getting handed a drink anyway but we'll get it out of him. IT'S HAPPENING

They're definitely gonna form up a static raid group eventually, right. Dehya will Fight for one of the few healers.

oh absolutely. you know how much of a bottom bitch he is if she says "you're my pocket" he'd just be "yes ma'am"